me: *steps into the tardis*
doctor: go on, say it. people always do
me: does this have wi-fi
tentacrab: “did you get enough sleep?”
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost. Why am I in the bathroom
waiter: how does the food taste?
People that says 'Suck My Dick'
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
p4nda-m0nium: leezzee: gallifreyangurl: dinosaurs-on-wheels: hoechln: i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston ugh, my hair looks terrible can we do it again i blinked What the fuck guys I was on the toilet
bondoge: itscooltolovejesus: when you poop so clean you don’t have to wipe
"Can you give us any hints about Sherlock?"
deeperstateofmind: waitfortheawesomeness: dudeufugly: thank you Benedict! big help! Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring